The Russian Mosin Nagant Forum

Grandpa and young grandson were shopping at the local mall...

they became separated....

the grandson approached a security guard and said " I have lost my Grandpa..."

the Guard said "what is his name..?"

the child answered "grandpa".....

the Guard smiled and said "what's he like..?"

the grandson hesitated a moment and then said "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits..."

Sounds like me except I don't drink whiskey.

He could have said " guns, bombs, and blowin' shit up" Bet that wouldn't have gotten a smile from the security guard.

Sounds like my Grandpa, except he preferred Canadian Club. One shot a night, after dinner.