Grandpa and young grandson were shopping at the local mall...
they became separated....
the grandson approached a security guard and said " I have lost my Grandpa..."
the Guard said "what is his name..?"
the child answered "grandpa".....
the Guard smiled and said "what's he like..?"
the grandson hesitated a moment and then said "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits..."
never lose your grandson at the mall...
Re: never lose your grandson at the mall...
Sounds like me except I don't drink whiskey. 
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Re: never lose your grandson at the mall...
He could have said " guns, bombs, and blowin' shit up" Bet that wouldn't have gotten a smile from the security guard. 
Leave it as it is. The ages have been at work on it and man can only mar it.
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
Re: never lose your grandson at the mall...
Sounds like my Grandpa, except he preferred Canadian Club. One shot a night, after dinner.
"Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." -Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus
Murphy was an optimist.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects - Robert A. Heinlien
Murphy was an optimist.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects - Robert A. Heinlien