I cussed out John Garand today, bigtime.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 12:23 pm
I have decided to shoot that new IH Garand, but after reading all of the dire warnings, I wanted to field strip the piece to make sure it had the proper lubrication in the proper spots. First time, but no problem for an old gunner like yours truely. I grabbed my faithful J.B. Wood Firearm assembly/disassembly book and went to work on the dining room table. Taking it down was no trouble, even with the terrible photos. Reassembly was a different story. I got it back together and was feeling pretty smug, but I had failed to capture the cartridge lifter. I took it back down, somehow managing to jam the op rod, causing a lot of grief. Got it back together and the damn bolt wouldn't go all the way back.
I opened it back up and studied what was going on and determined that the piece that locks the bolt open wasn't moving enough to allow the bolt to go all the way back. I fiddle farted with it for about an hour before I found out that that part needed to be lifted "before" connecting the Op rod. By the time I was done, I had cussed my old friend J.B. Wood and John Garand, their parents, granparents and children, for dirty-rotteen nogood bastages. I was sure that Mr. Garand, addressing the design team told them, "Boys, we are going to design a magazine assembly that is so damn complicated that it will make monkeys out men for the next 100 years." J.B.'s contribution was publishing photos that were damn near meaningless...
I finally figured it out, now I understand how the parts relate to each other, got it back together and apparently functioning as intended. Next time it will be a piece of cake. I will find out for sure tomorrow when I take it to the range. If you all do not hear from me again, you will know that I was a failure and the f***er blew up on me... Just scatter my ashes in a damn how wallow...
I am going to try to find a way to forgive J.B. and John, but it make take some time; in the meantime, I am taking back half of what I called them.
I opened it back up and studied what was going on and determined that the piece that locks the bolt open wasn't moving enough to allow the bolt to go all the way back. I fiddle farted with it for about an hour before I found out that that part needed to be lifted "before" connecting the Op rod. By the time I was done, I had cussed my old friend J.B. Wood and John Garand, their parents, granparents and children, for dirty-rotteen nogood bastages. I was sure that Mr. Garand, addressing the design team told them, "Boys, we are going to design a magazine assembly that is so damn complicated that it will make monkeys out men for the next 100 years." J.B.'s contribution was publishing photos that were damn near meaningless...
I finally figured it out, now I understand how the parts relate to each other, got it back together and apparently functioning as intended. Next time it will be a piece of cake. I will find out for sure tomorrow when I take it to the range. If you all do not hear from me again, you will know that I was a failure and the f***er blew up on me... Just scatter my ashes in a damn how wallow...
I am going to try to find a way to forgive J.B. and John, but it make take some time; in the meantime, I am taking back half of what I called them.