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Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 2:03 pm
by ffuries
Warning for the non-gun friendly people who wish to relocate down to Florida. Here's what is awaiting you, once you cross the border into the Beautiful Gunshine State.
https://sports.yahoo.com/once-lifetime- ... 43824.html
Re: Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 4:52 pm
by Junk Yard Dog
You don't need a gun for that thing, you need to pull back and nuke it from orbit.

Re: Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:14 pm
by Sonny
Holy crap I'm glad we don't have those demon creatures up here.

Re: Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:04 pm
by ffuries
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:14 pm
Holy crap I'm glad we don't have those demon creatures up here.
How about a crocodile at 14 plus feet named Croczilla....
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox35o ... glades.amp
Re: Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:09 pm
by ffuries
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:14 pm
Holy crap I'm glad we don't have those demon creatures up here.
Or a bigger gator than the first one I posted about, the largest alligator caught in Florida at 17 feet 5 inches!.
Re: Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:18 pm
by Sonny
ffuries wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:09 pm
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:14 pm
Holy crap I'm glad we don't have those demon creatures up here.
Or a bigger gator than the first one I posted about, the largest alligator caught in Florida at 17 feet 5 inches!.
No thanks I'll just stick with our grizzly bears which don't have devil eyes like those heathen creatures.

Re: Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:02 pm
by ffuries
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:18 pm
ffuries wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:09 pm
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:14 pm
Holy crap I'm glad we don't have those demon creatures up here.
Or a bigger gator than the first one I posted about, the largest alligator caught in Florida at 17 feet 5 inches!.
No thanks I'll just stick with our grizzly bears which don't have devil eyes like those heathen creatures.
Ah come on now Sonny, you don't want play with the lizards...?
Re: Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2023 10:49 am
by Sonny
ffuries wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:02 pm
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:18 pm
ffuries wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:09 pm
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:14 pm
Holy crap I'm glad we don't have those demon creatures up here.
Or a bigger gator than the first one I posted about, the largest alligator caught in Florida at 17 feet 5 inches!.
No thanks I'll just stick with our grizzly bears which don't have devil eyes like those heathen creatures.
Ah come on now Sonny, you don't want play with the lizards...?
No sir I do not want to play with those demons.
I did send that gatorsketter pic to my wife's niece.
They just bought a winter place down in Zephyrhills FL. and she hopes she never sees one like that.

Re: Florida for Newcomers!
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2023 12:19 pm
by ffuries
Sonny wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 10:49 am
ffuries wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:02 pm
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:18 pm
ffuries wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:09 pm
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:14 pm
Holy crap I'm glad we don't have those demon creatures up here.
Or a bigger gator than the first one I posted about, the largest alligator caught in Florida at 17 feet 5 inches!.
No thanks I'll just stick with our grizzly bears which don't have devil eyes like those heathen creatures.
Ah come on now Sonny, you don't want play with the lizards...?
No sir I do not want to play with those demons.
I did send that gatorsketter pic to my wife's niece.
They just bought a winter place down in Zephyrhills FL. and she hopes she never sees one like that.
We also have a biting midges, locally known as no-see-ums them things will tear your ass up. Some swear they are just wings with teeth.
Then we have lovebug season, they'll cover the front end of your car and they are damn near impossible to clean off. When I first came back to the US from Germany and was heading back to Mississippi after seeing family in Florida, we had to stop about 25 minutes into the trip home to clean the windshield. Had to repeat it several times on the way home. Wipers and washer fluid just made the windshield a smeared mess.
So come on down to Florida and visit Sonny.....Steve (SA1911a1) and I are in the Panhandle you could stop by and say hello and partake in some Southern Hospitality.