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Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 11:35 am
by Sonny
A picture of a dead Bigfoot shot in the Cape Breton Highlands. The hunter ( Shotgun Murry ) claimed to have shot it, but after extensive research it is believed to have died from Corona virus. He was already dead when the hunter shot him. It was also proven by CNN that this was all Trump's fault. TRUE STORY ! I saw it on Facebook!

Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 12:59 pm
by steelbuttplate
Do you skin Grizz pilgrim ?
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:18 pm
by ffuries
LOL.......Be careful Sonny wouldn't want you to get hurt out there.
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:27 pm
by SA1911a1
I heard that Canadians had a hard time differentiating species. It explains a lot. ;)
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:45 pm
by Junk Yard Dog
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:40 pm
by ffuries
SA1911a1 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:27 pm
I heard that Canadians had a hard time differentiating species. It explains a lot. ;)
Hey now it was a bear that self identifies itself as a big foot, who are we to judge LOL.......

Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:15 pm
by Sonny
Ya gotta use a big gun when huntin' Bigfoots.

Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 5:55 pm
by ffuries
What happened to Sonny? Now you know the rest of the story!

Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 10:50 pm
by steelbuttplate
Sonny wrote: ↑Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:15 pm
Ya gotta use a big gun when huntin' Bigfoots.
There are still plenty of good used Bigfoot guns around
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:26 am
by steelbuttplate
This is what I'm getting for the Appalachian Sesquatch. They travel in packs. Tippmann 9 mm Gatling gun. MSRP $4500 , uses Glock magazines.

Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:18 am
by ffuries
More bear jokes.....
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 1:35 pm
by Junk Yard Dog
Punt guns, Gatling's, screw all that shit, I say nuke the site from orbit.
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:02 pm
by steelbuttplate
Junk Yard Dog wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 1:35 pm
Punt guns, Gatling's, screw all that shit, I say nuke the site from orbit.
What about the challenge, the thrill of the hunt. What about naked men beating drums around a fire, and the proof you would have with a Yeti body in the truck. You would be famous, or in jail for killing a non existent species. You would nuke all that away ?
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:06 pm
by Junk Yard Dog
steelbuttplate wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:02 pm
Junk Yard Dog wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 1:35 pm
Punt guns, Gatling's, screw all that shit, I say nuke the site from orbit.
What about the challenge, the thrill of the hunt. What about naked men beating drums around a fire, and the proof you would have with a Yeti body in the truck. You would be famous, or in jail for killing a non existent species. You would nuke all that away ?
Instantly, then go home and nap in front of the TV. It's easier. Adventure is what happens when you fuck up, shit you laugh about 40 years later if you live, because it takes that long for it to become even remotely funny.
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2021 9:22 am
by entropy
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2021 9:26 am
by entropy
steelbuttplate wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:02 pm
Junk Yard Dog wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 1:35 pm
Punt guns, Gatling's, screw all that shit, I say nuke the site from orbit.
What about the challenge, the thrill of the hunt. What about naked men beating drums around a fire, and the proof you would have with a Yeti body in the truck. You would be famous, or in jail for killing a non existent species. You would nuke all that away ?
It the only way to be sure!

Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2021 3:18 pm
by ffuries
Junk Yard Dog wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:06 pm
steelbuttplate wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:02 pm
Junk Yard Dog wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 1:35 pm
Punt guns, Gatling's, screw all that shit, I say nuke the site from orbit.
What about the challenge, the thrill of the hunt. What about naked men beating drums around a fire, and the proof you would have with a Yeti body in the truck. You would be famous, or in jail for killing a non existent species. You would nuke all that away ?
Instantly, then go home and nap in front of the TV. It's easier. Adventure is what happens when you fuck up, shit you laugh about 40 years later if you live, because it takes that long for it to become even remotely funny.
A lot of those stories start off with..... "Hey yall hold my beer" or "Hey yall watch this".
Re: Dead Bigfoot
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2021 8:51 pm
by ffuries
How to prevent bear attacks......