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Real Men

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:50 am
by Rowdy1
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Re: Real Men

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 1:19 pm
by tomaustin
just spray 'em down...........!!

Re: Real Men

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:13 pm
by Sonny
ppfffttt..... I use G96.. :lol:

Re: Real Men

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:27 am
by jimpierce7
:chuckles: :chuckles: :chuckles: :chuckles:

Re: Real Men

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:32 pm
by entropy
I always wondered why there were corn cobs in the outhouse at the cabin. They hurt like hell. Then Dad said "You know you're supposed to rub it against the crack, not insert it, right? :shock: :chuckles:

Re: Real Men

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:36 am
by SA1911a1
Whenever I run out of toilet paper I just grab an old wire brush; use, rinse off in the bowl and allow to air dry. I used to use steel wool, but it left rust stains in my drawers. My wife called "skid marks" but I contend it is rust stains until proven otherwise.

Re: Real Men

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:59 pm
by steelbuttplate
I've been watching my dogs go, I think if I got on my hands and knees in the yard, and hunker down like they do, I wouldn't need paper. Maybe kick a little grass in the air when I'm done.

Re: Real Men

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:41 pm
by Sonny
entropy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:32 pm I always wondered why there were corn cobs in the outhouse at the cabin. They hurt like hell. Then Dad said "You know you're supposed to rub it against the crack, not insert it, right? :shock: :chuckles:
We must have lived in the rich part of town cause we had electric corn cobs. :lol:

Re: Real Men

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:55 pm
by ffuries
steelbuttplate wrote: ↑Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:59 pm I've been watching my dogs go, I think if I got on my hands and knees in the yard, and hunker down like they do, I wouldn't need paper. Maybe kick a little grass in the air when I'm done.
Then come in the house and drag your butt across the carpet.....?

Re: Real Men

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:42 am
by steelbuttplate
ffuries wrote: ↑Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:55 pm
steelbuttplate wrote: ↑Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:59 pm I've been watching my dogs go, I think if I got on my hands and knees in the yard, and hunker down like they do, I wouldn't need paper. Maybe kick a little grass in the air when I'm done.
Then come in the house and drag your butt across the carpet.....?
Thats a lot harder than it looks.

Re: Real Men

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:25 pm
by entropy
Sonny wrote: ↑Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:41 pm
entropy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:32 pm I always wondered why there were corn cobs in the outhouse at the cabin. They hurt like hell. Then Dad said "You know you're supposed to rub it against the crack, not insert it, right? :shock: :chuckles:
We must have lived in the rich part of town cause we had electric corn cobs. :lol:
One would really get a charge out of that! :thumbsup: :lol: :chuckles:

Did you buy that from a man wearing a Jones cap and one red, one green suspender?

Keep you stick on the ice!

Re: Real Men

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:26 am
by steelbuttplate
You guys know your only supposed to use white cobs don't ya ? And soaking before stroking is allowed. Are you thinking, hum, kinda like a wet rag, I could do it !

Re: Real Men

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:45 am
by Ironnewt
Although I laughed, most of you guys are some sick pups.