Big Foot Spotted Heading West

[tjtM38]

Heads up! Spotted Big Foot in the vicinity of Steens, Mississippi heading West!

[steelbuttplate]

There may be more than one, this one spotted in a Vegas club, where it picked up a guitar and jammed a while in B flat.

[tjtM38]

There may be more than one, this one spotted in a Vegas club, where it picked up a guitar and jammed a while in B flat.

[SA1911a1]

Are you sure that that isn't the ghost of Big Foot?

[Junk Yard Dog]

Excuse me Sir, yea, you Sir, are you aware this is posted private property, video cameras, that fence you scaled? The management would appreciate it if you kept to the public side of the fence in the future, you may exit using that gate right over there. What's that Sir? No, you do not have the right to just walk through here. Tell you what, you cough up twenty five grand per year toward the fifty grand a year property taxes and then you can diddybop your ass the fuck through here whenever you like. You pull any of that wreck the house bullshit on your way past and I will properly educate you on how to beat the shit out of someone. Bigfoot, not impressed, another overly hairy scumball hiding out in the woods smoking weed all day.

[tjtM38]

Excuse me Sir, yea, you Sir, are you aware this is posted private property, video cameras, that fence you scaled? The management would appreciate it if you kept to the public side of the fence in the future, you may exit using that gate right over there. What's that Sir? No, you do not have the right to just walk through here. Tell you what, you cough up twenty five grand per year toward the fifty grand a year property taxes and then you can diddybop your ass the fuck through here whenever you like. You pull any of that wreck the house bullshit on your way past and I will properly educate you on how to beat the shit out of someone. Bigfoot, not impressed, another overly hairy scumball hiding out in the woods smoking weed all day.

HaHaHa Yeah, well never underestimate the power of the redneck mentality down here!!

[steelbuttplate]

Looks like the same one, seen in Reno today.

[SA1911a1]

So, is Bigfoot a protected species or are they legal game? Is there a season? Do you need a stamp? I only ask because I am a legal hunter, and the one that lives in my swamp has been upsetting the dogs when it comes to raid my garage cans. I am just tired of all of the barking, not to mention cleaning up behind the thing.

[Junk Yard Dog]

So, is Bigfoot a protected species or are they legal game? Is there a season? Do you need a stamp? I only ask because I am a legal hunter, and the one that lives in my swamp has been upsetting the dogs when it comes to raid my garage cans. I am just tired of all of the barking, not to mention cleaning up behind the thing.

Florida is a castle state isn't it? It's on your property causing damage, and being a threat to you and your family. Light the motherfucker up.

[Sonny]

So, is Bigfoot a protected species or are they legal game? Is there a season? Do you need a stamp? I only ask because I am a legal hunter, and the one that lives in my swamp has been upsetting the dogs when it comes to raid my garage cans. I am just tired of all of the barking, not to mention cleaning up behind the thing.

Florida is a castle state isn't it? It's on your property causing damage, and being a threat to you and your family. Light the motherfucker up.

There might be a loophole in the Alberta hunting regs that would allow you to hunt them if they existed that is.

All big game seasons are listed in the regs, moose elk, deer, antelope, caribou, sheep, goats etc.
Same with the seasons for predators, cougar, black bear, grizz, wolves, coyotes, fox etc.
And bird seasons are listed too for both upland and migratory also for Turkey.

Now this is where it gets interesting..

All other animals not listed in the regs can be hunted but not trapped year round without a license. eg: rabbit, hare, skunk, raccoon, gophers, porcupine, woodchuck.

The way I read it this would include Bigfoot since they are not listed in the hunting regs. Hence you should be allowed to hunt but not trap them year round without a licence.

[steelbuttplate]

So, is Bigfoot a protected species or are they legal game? Is there a season? Do you need a stamp? I only ask because I am a legal hunter, and the one that lives in my swamp has been upsetting the dogs when it comes to raid my garage cans. I am just tired of all of the barking, not to mention cleaning up behind the thing.

That's not Bigfoot in Florida, it is the Florida Skunk Ape. They prey on retired people that live in wooded areas.

[SA1911a1]

So, is Bigfoot a protected species or are they legal game? Is there a season? Do you need a stamp? I only ask because I am a legal hunter, and the one that lives in my swamp has been upsetting the dogs when it comes to raid my garage cans. I am just tired of all of the barking, not to mention cleaning up behind the thing.

That's not Bigfoot in Florida, it is the Florida Skunk Ape. They prey on retired people that live in wooded areas.

It's alright, my swamp still has plenty of burial sites remaining.