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Just wanted to let you all know that I had a terrible accident today, but I am doing better now. I decided today to go horseback riding which I haven't done in years. Well, I get on the horse and started out slow, and then we went a little faster and then we were going as fast as the horse could go.. All of a sudden I fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse was dragging me around in a circle. It wouldn't stop, just going around and around in a circle. If it weren't for a quick thinking man (I owe my life to) I would probably not have made it. Thank goodness the store manager at Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the machine.
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Sonny wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 8:31 am Just wanted to let you all know that I had a terrible accident today, but I am doing better now. I decided today to go horseback riding which I haven't done in years. Well, I get on the horse and started out slow, and then we went a little faster and then we were going as fast as the horse could go.. All of a sudden I fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse was dragging me around in a circle. It wouldn't stop, just going around and around in a circle. If it weren't for a quick thinking man (I owe my life to) I would probably not have made it. Thank goodness the store manager at Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the machine.
Damn, ..... stay off those machines if you can't handle them. Me, I'm a dime store cowboy! I can handle those horses ..... until it comes to wiping them down with Windex! I wimp out.

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:facepalm2:
Leave it as it is. The ages have been at work on it and man can only mar it.
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You're just lucky that little red headed girl gave up her turn.
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Here it is, I'm thinking you really got hurt, only to find out not, LOL.......Maybe we ought to get you one of these!
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Yea, I thought this was going to be about how he had a close encounter with a bear and shit himself in public.
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ffuries wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 5:56 pm Here it is, I'm thinking you really got hurt, only to find out not, LOL.......Maybe we ought to get you one of these!
Are you kidding me. You have any idea how dangerous those "wooden poles" are?

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Darryl wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 7:44 pm
ffuries wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 5:56 pm Here it is, I'm thinking you really got hurt, only to find out not, LOL.......Maybe we ought to get you one of these!
Are you kidding me. You have any idea how dangerous those "wooden poles" are?

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Well we could fashion a cross out of the pole if he manages to fall of this horse and bite the bullet.

Just saying..........

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I just need a wall to lean on. :lol:
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Sonny wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 9:49 am I just need a wall to lean on. :lol:
Cat Ballew ? I saw it new in '64 ?, at a theatre in Ft. Lauterdale. Lee Marvin, Ann Margeret :hubba:
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steelbuttplate wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 6:24 pm
Sonny wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 9:49 am I just need a wall to lean on. :lol:
Cat Ballew ? I saw it new in '64 ?, at a theatre in Ft. Lauterdale. Lee Marvin, Ann Margeret :hubba:
Cat Ballou

That is one of my movies I go to if I'm in the right mood. Just Damn funny (at the right time).

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that man had a serious range of talent...................
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He won an Oscar for his performance and gave a lot of credit to his horse in his acceptance speech.
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