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Real Men
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just spray 'em down...........!!
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ppfffttt..... I use G96.. 
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jimpierce7
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I always wondered why there were corn cobs in the outhouse at the cabin. They hurt like hell. Then Dad said "You know you're supposed to rub it against the crack, not insert it, right? 
"Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." -Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus
Murphy was an optimist.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects - Robert A. Heinlien
Murphy was an optimist.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects - Robert A. Heinlien
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Whenever I run out of toilet paper I just grab an old wire brush; use, rinse off in the bowl and allow to air dry. I used to use steel wool, but it left rust stains in my drawers. My wife called "skid marks" but I contend it is rust stains until proven otherwise.
Aut Pax Aut Bellum
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steelbuttplate
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I've been watching my dogs go, I think if I got on my hands and knees in the yard, and hunker down like they do, I wouldn't need paper. Maybe kick a little grass in the air when I'm done.
" There are two kinds of people, the good people and the ones that aggravate the hell out of the good people"
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We must have lived in the rich part of town cause we had electric corn cobs.
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Then come in the house and drag your butt across the carpet.....?steelbuttplate wrote: ↑Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:59 pm I've been watching my dogs go, I think if I got on my hands and knees in the yard, and hunker down like they do, I wouldn't need paper. Maybe kick a little grass in the air when I'm done.
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steelbuttplate
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Thats a lot harder than it looks.ffuries wrote: ↑Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:55 pmThen come in the house and drag your butt across the carpet.....?steelbuttplate wrote: ↑Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:59 pm I've been watching my dogs go, I think if I got on my hands and knees in the yard, and hunker down like they do, I wouldn't need paper. Maybe kick a little grass in the air when I'm done.
" There are two kinds of people, the good people and the ones that aggravate the hell out of the good people"
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One would really get a charge out of that!
Did you buy that from a man wearing a Jones cap and one red, one green suspender?
Keep you stick on the ice!
"Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." -Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus
Murphy was an optimist.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects - Robert A. Heinlien
Murphy was an optimist.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects - Robert A. Heinlien
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steelbuttplate
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You guys know your only supposed to use white cobs don't ya ? And soaking before stroking is allowed. Are you thinking, hum, kinda like a wet rag, I could do it !
" There are two kinds of people, the good people and the ones that aggravate the hell out of the good people"
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Although I laughed, most of you guys are some sick pups.
Damn, I'll bet that's going to leave a mark! Probably hurt too!
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
"When I die, I want to be facing my enemies surrounded by their dead bodies and piles of spent brass"
"Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain
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"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
"When I die, I want to be facing my enemies surrounded by their dead bodies and piles of spent brass"
"Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain
804